Too Much Time On My Hands: Vegas and the Internet

The following is a gratuitous entry in questionable taste.

First, the Las Vegas Monorail. Whatever I could say, Matt Groening and friends have already said it better.

Secondly, while the Mirage Hotel has never released its in-house video of what happened with Roy and the tiger, a dramatic, slightly slow loading, digitally enhanced, pretend re-enactment has surfaced (broken link). Who next, Christopher Robin???

I promise an articulate and well-researched article in the near future as penance for this... mainly for the tiger.