Vegas Corrupts Another Art Form: This Time... Haikus

The finely-attuned Japanese art of the haiku has been totally corrupted by Vegas, for the Vegas Puppies . com are sponsoring an Offensive Haiku Contest. The submission/voting deadline is until the 13th, with the final outcome to be determined, "when the authors of the two most offensive haikus go head to head in a 3 poem v. 3 poem Haiku DEATH MATCH!!!" How can a poetry death-match not rock?

Membership in the Vegas Puppies is a prerequisite to enter, but you would be in good company. The Amazing Johnathan has submitted his haiku for consideration, and a fine contribution to the genre indeed. Enjoy.



Your Grandfather is
Hung like a Tic-Tac and you
Have minty fresh breath