Groom Lake, Not Just About Aliens Anymore!

"Dr. Dan Burisch has first-hand knowledge of the U.S. government's involvement in funding the creation of designer viruses for use in biowarfare and other applications.  He is also intimately privy to other covert operations that violate normal standards of human ethics."

In the article, Area 51 Microbiologist Ready to Talk, Dr. (and when they say "Doctor" they mean crazied scary guy with a microscope) Dan Burisch is on the record (and when they say "record" they mean... I really don't know) that he can't be on the record. You see, he doesn't have an immunity agreement with... ah, it's all just crap.

So read it! You'll laugh. Really.