Art Vegas Fest: M.I.A? D.I.A?

So, it seems there was this swell meeting in Chicago where a collection of people came together to give Vegas a bitchen’ art fest. Hundreds of dealers, loads of art, and to be held at the super groovy Palms. Plans were made, a website designed, and a party was held to celebrate the progress made. But then fate handed them a rotten hand, or a tainted fish appetizer. Death makes an appearance and tells all the fine and fabulous people that they're all dead. The guests are quite irate and ask how they all died at the same time. And Death says...

“The salmon mousse.”

Well, at least in my imagination. It’s the only explanation that I can come up with for this website.