Rob Ruckus B-Day Report

"I AM RUCKUS, I PLAY IN BANDS, I SILKSCREEN STUFF, AND I MAKE THE WORLD A SAFER PLACE."

Las Vegas man of many bands, Rob Ruckus, had a birthday. It was a quiet affair with a few friends, a small, smoky bar and "20 SHOTS" of Crown Royal. The man himself tells the tale, in all capital letters. It's a story only he could tell.

"...I WAS FUCKED UP. I GOT NUDE FOR MOST OF THE SET AND AT ONE POINT WAS AT THE BAR SCREAMING SOMETHING INTO THE MIKE AND THROWING PEOPLES DRINKS IN MY FACE. I GUESS A FIGHT BROKE OUT WHILE THERE WAS A PIT IN FRONT OF US PLAYING, AND STEVE JOHNSTON, AND RUDY AND TURBO AND OTHERS WERE INVOLVED IN, DRINKS GOT KNOCKED ALL OVER WARRENS SHIT. TURBOS GIRL THREW A DRINK IN WARRENS FACE AND HE HAD TO GO TO HOSPITAL AFTER. ME AND DIRK DID ALOT OF HUGGING. SWEATY MAN HUGS. AND I'M SURE SOME OTHER SHIT HAPPENED BUT I DONT REMEMBER..."